For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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