I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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