why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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