The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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