the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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