It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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