did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I look better un-naked...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Found the puke drawer
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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