why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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