dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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