just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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