erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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