Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I could fuck to npr.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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