ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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