There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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