Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
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i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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