I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Quick, to the slutcave!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president