We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
