Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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