it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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