Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Randomize