If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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