she sounds like chewbacca in bed
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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