it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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