I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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