I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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