yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
