Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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