You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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I just want to make out with him forever
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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