You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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