and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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