Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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