Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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