Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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