And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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