do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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