this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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