best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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