ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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