I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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