I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
