is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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