Did you just see the Batmobile???
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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