This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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