This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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