Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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