How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
