Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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