After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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