I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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