babies were throwing up all over the place
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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