Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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