what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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