I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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