Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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