I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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