East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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