im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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